Happy National Physiotherapy Month to my Canadian followers. What I want to tell my patients when they start to complain about non-physiotherapy aspects of their lives. When patients say they hate physiotherapy. When physiotherapy students get tired of OSCEs and role-playing.

Trying to stay cool when your CI explains to a patient that you will be treating them. How I imagine patients lifting groceries. Forgetting to educate your patient on how to foam roll before they foam roll. When a student questions a professors intervention and they respond with a memorized two page bibliography of high level evidence that substantiates their decision with overwhelming statistical significance. Frustrated bilateral TKA patients during flexion PROM.

When people still ask you how you fly. When wannabes discuss their chances of making Team USA. When I get beat just before I score, but no one calls it. Watching anyone play against UT. Getting your hair done before the season starts. When MLQ was first annnounced. How I feel about quidditch at the end of every season. When I get cornered by a beater.

com with a UCSB and Isla Vista perspective. After finishing my last final. When I get a group study room at the lib during finals. Filling out the eval for my math professor. When people ask me if I have any special skills. When the Doctor at Student Health asks me if I smoke weed. Typing a 10 page paper the night before its due. I want to be like,.

Highest bidder at the end of the week has it all. When you need to take physics and you see the available times. When you cant explain what graduating college feels like.