How I feel about entering adulthood. When a guy is talking about how drunk he used to get in college. When someone asks me what law school was like.

When you confindently answer a pimp question completely wrong. Trying to convince skeptical parents to have their children vaccinated. When the attending starts pimping a group on something I know. Patients when you tell them to lose weight. How I feel after every exam in med school.

What The Blue Devil Should We Call Me. When somebody tells me how many calories are in a shot. Going out with my friends after Graduation. When I need a letter of recommendation from a science professor. When not a single drop of wine can be wasted. When you walk into a bathroom people are hooking up in. When my friend finally loses his virginity.

The daily life of a gay male in GIFs. When the bouncer throws me out of the bar. When my friend looks better than me in a bathing suit. When a straight guy catches me checking him out. When I hooked up with a Mormon. When someone cuts me in line at the bar. When someone uses their teeth during a blowjob.