When I return home from the Nocturnal Decisions night hat tournament. When your legs cramp mid-cut. When someone contests an obvious call. When your full-field hucks are on point. Playing last back in the zone for the first time. When i have to apply sunscreen at tournaments. When a rookie hand blocks you. Whenever someone questions the legitimacy of ultimate. When someone calls a foul on me.

WHEN MY PROFESSOR ASKS ME WHY I SWEAR SO MUCH. When you visit NC State and text your friend back at UNC. WHEN I ASK MY Professor AT UNC A QUESTION AND THEY ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION IN RESPONSE. When you get your ONE-CARD ID. When you are back in class on monday after fall break. To the only Caucasian guy in the Gangnam Style flash mob. WHEN THAT DUMB Sorority bitch from Kappa Kappa Gamma forgets to use waterproof mascara. When you fail your Chemistry 101 exams at UNC.

When I drive to class and the parking lot is closed. When an ugly girl starts hitting on my boyfriend in front of me. When I have to sit in class for more than one hour. When my mom asks why my friends and I drink so much. When my professor posts final grades. Studying for finals and realizing I know absolutely nothing.

When all my friends start finding boyfriends. The first time anyone sees Hey Girl Hey. My love hate relationship with fraternity guys. When you first arrive to school as a freshman and are forced to adjust to the dorm style of living for the next year or two. Who has two thumbs and is having the longest week ever? .