PARSED CONTENT

The web page states the following, "The musings of the greatest procrasinator you will ever meet." We saw that the web site said " This is why Im obsessed with imgur." It also said " Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents. How I feel about school right now. See this is a perfect example as to why Erik would be a bad father. Charles Your fish is dead, son. And we cant even bury him because the cat ate him. Erik We can avenge your fish son. We can kill the cat. Do not understand this country. Ugh I love this movie. No, the cat is thinking, where is belly rubs?." The header had LOL as the highest ranking optimized keyword. This keyword is followed by YES, WHY NOT, and DO THIS ALL THE TIME which isn't as urgent as LOL. The other words tequilasafari.tumblr.com uses is kitty.