Reblogged 1 month ago from fuckyeahhairybutts. Reblogged 1 month ago from gringoosito. My butt is here to hypnotise you.

Centrists are killing all the bees. Maggie Haberman Has No Mouth And She Must Scream. August 22, 2017 in Exploring the Tortured Psychology of the Centrist Pundit. We cannot judge her for the nonsense she thinks up. We are not in her place, a ball of conscious snot ambulating around Washington. The pressure on a mind merely existing in that state, let alone trying to reconcile careerist cognitive dissonance on a world-altering scale, is incomprehensible.

These corgis have become pies. This corgi already made several pies. This corgi is going to make a pie. This corgi takes spring cleaning very seriously. This corgi looking forward to fall, only because it allows him to wear his nice sweaters.

Earth nature is some wild shit. Monday, October 29, 2012. Look at this fucking real-life horror movie. Neither slime nor mold, these single-celled organisms use a kind of external physical memory when navigating, much like a trail of breadcrumbs. Read about some creepy experiments. Monday, October 22, 2012. Look at this fucking black devil. Photograph courtesy Edith Widder, ORCA. Bioluminescence in the abyssal Caribbean.

When one has shit hair, invest in pieces of wool instead.