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The web page states the following, "Look, dickwads, these nectar-phalli are already enough of a pain in the ass to peel without your crinkly inedible bullshit extra layer, which I will not hesitate to shove right the back up the hole it came from if you ever make the mistake of entering my enclosure." We saw that the web site said " OK you hairless , I came all the way out from underneath my luxurious under-the-couch apartment for this nectar-flesh and so it better be delicious or Im starting on your fingers." The header had cute as the highest ranking optimized keyword. This keyword is followed by animal, eating, and nsfw which isn't as urgent as cute. The other words fuckingdelicious.tumblr.com uses is squirrel.