I present to you, my dear reader, a concrete poem inspired by an obscure memoir written by a former trapper. A sort of doodle and mind map of a research project on Gertrude Stein. How Should a Boy Behave? Now online at Narwhal Magazine! March 17, 2011. Jakob von Gunten is a naughty little pervert.

Niederländischer Außenminister tritt zurück wegen Lüge über Putins angebliche Expansionspläne.

Watch Out For the Thought Police! Sunday, December 6, 2009. The Stupak amendment is even stupider than I thought. There was already a really good, balanced amendment, the Capps amendment. Which proposes that the government ensure that all patients have access to at least one plan that covers abortion and services and one that does not. Anything less amounts to state establishment of religion. And this is not about life. Friday, November 13, 2009.

Clearly, it says it all right there in the title. Look at what I found. Pretty much how I feel right about now.

1 Click the Generate bullshit button. Watch bullshit appear in the box. Repeat to taste, as many times as you want.