I have green blood, my skin is kinda metallic and I can explode into stuff like rubber duckies, street signs, unicycles and hamburgers. When you want to ask me somezhing, click here.

Awwww shot flutters wants dat bootay! Apr 26th, 2016. a me! Apr 20th, 2016.

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By the time our bones are dust upon the wind, I may have had time to actually update this with your contribution. This was the first avatar for the original account. Yes, this is where the avatar was cut from.

Ask Pinkie, Dashie and Surprise! I wish this was longer. This concerns me for some reason, is this okay? Your concern is very much understandable! Many people are taught that a shark cannot swim when still, which is partially true. In which the shark actively draws water in through its mouth to pass over its gills, and ram ventilation. To keep moving in order to breathe.