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The web page states the following, "John if you could choose the game and all of its insanity or eating your dads Betty crocker food which would you choose." We saw that the web site said " How is that even a question? Dads baking is filled with nothing but all of the love and affection that he has for his son." It also said " Im pretty sure that his blood and tears have gone into making each and every one of those dastardly confections. Do you really think that theres really a choice here? Of course i would choose the game! Which, by the way? You lost it, dude." The header had derp derp as the highest ranking optimized keyword. This keyword is followed by stuck on lohac, evil betty crocker, and ooc which isn't as urgent as derp derp.